OK people, step a side, lawyer in the making. Don't talk to me, you have the right to remain silent and whatever cock you said can be used against you smart tart.

Slash that intro, just a typical bull.

Alright, I'm in college, woohoo, give it up for me. And it rocked. All time. Better than AAR (to Kai Chi). Currently doing A-levels. Law, Econs and Business. So much nicer than sitting in "one of the science lab" and listening to "one of the teacher" yelling at us to stand straight. No PCM. No class objective of the day. No tangent sine cosine.

Just GOOD LIFE.

Alright, not that good la..

To all you donkeys beloved 5 Kensett classmates out there who have half the mind to read Law, be prepared to have a good bank of vocabulary. But, need not be good in bombastic flamboyant extravagant words, just a good command will do.

Ahem, as a good Law undergraduate/Barrister/Solicitor, advocacy is more significant than the car you drive. You must know how to choose your words well and argue your points like it's some holy verse. You're only successful if you can make everyone believe you, win the judge over to your side and make your opponent look like an old fart. IN THE UTMOST POLITE MANNER.

Not shouting and yelping "SOHAI! SOHAI!" from the back of a room.

As for college chicks, don't date the blondes. As in those who dye their hair like an Angmo and tries to speak like Paris Hilton who's suffering from constipation. No no. Tonnes of these girls will lurk around in college and be smart - act gay like Kai Chi.

Serious, once you're hooked up with this kind of girls, you're screwed. Or is it the other way?

Alright. Lawyer in the making signing off.

p.s. Something I've learnt in class today, first try a direct translation of the statement, then try guessing what it means. Usually found in contracts. The answer is really terrible, not even half of what I expected it was.

Consideration must be sufficient but need not be adequate.