Five Kensett 09

Dead dead placeeeeeee

2011-01-14T17:16:00.002+08:00

And by the way, to the master of this blog.
Update my blog link!
It is http://nivlanauk.blogspot.com/ now :)

UPDATE:
owhmagawddddd.... It's not hosted at blogspot anymore. loool
MASTER OF THIS BLOG, RELINK ME XDD

http://www.nivlanauk.com/

#160 from dariusjjack@blogspot

2010-03-26T19:26:00.004+08:00

Just something to share.

(You guys neither really drop by my blog that often nor flip through my archives, so just don't complain or whine for the fact this post is old.. .____.)

This poem was nominated by the UN as the best poem of 2006
Written by an African Kid

When I born, I black
When I grow up, I black
When I go in Sun, I black
When I scared, I black
When I sick, I black
And when I die, I still black

And you white fellow
When you born, you pink
When you grow up, you white
When you go in sun, you red
When you cold, you blue
When you scared, you yellow
When you sick, you green
And when you die, you gray
And you calling me colored?

One and All

2010-03-10T21:30:00.000+08:00

Good Luck.

And please don't ask me for my results whatsoever as it only probably adds to the misery yours truly already faces.

Early congratulations to those who did well. =)

Anyone up for a movie or hanging out after results, like old times?

Time.Goes.By

2010-03-08T02:07:00.002+08:00

To sound hopelessly mushy and a wee bit of gay. I would start out this post to say,

I LOVE YOU

I MISS YOU

Though you might share the same thoughts as I do. Bear in mind that ~~im kind, very kind indeed~~ I really miss you guys.

Time flew by so fast like the times where we rush to the Computer Lab to get the smoothest PC with Defence of the Ancients. Turn eye sharp (translate in chinese), its been more that 3 months since we've last bade goodbye to some.

Till now, some worked, some begun college, others~~bummed around leeching daddy's money~~ are simply relaxing before 11th of March.

Speaking of which, Vin Tsen, if all wear black, look like funeral lo.

Random fact: Jack Neo, aged 50, director of I Not Stupid and Money No Enough, had an affair with a 22 year old girl. Nice to see that uncle still had it going.

Anyways, how is everybody?

Oh yea, I hate my job.
Note to self: Working at Times Bookstore is hard, even though the people there are nice, the customers aren't.

Signing off, kchi.

Uniform

2010-03-02T17:57:00.003+08:00

OK, this will either make us look united or hopelessly gay.

Let's all wear the class T-shirt when we collect our SPM results!

Come on, I mean it's kinda cool if you really take a deep thought about it. No forcing whatsoever.

Oh ya, best of luck guys.

To Kensett!

SPM Result 2010

2010-02-24T18:43:00.002+08:00

SPM result will be out on the 11th of March 2010.

Cheers ;)

Current Status of Kensettians (last edited on Feb24)

2010-02-24T18:41:00.002+08:00

No.	Name	Instituition	Course
1	Allan Lee Wei Zheng	-National Service-	-Marching, Shooting Bullets, Camping, etc-
2	Alvin Kuan Jee King	Taylor's College	Cambridge A Levels
3	Anson Lim	Taylor's College	South Australia Matriculation
4	Cheah Tze Zhen	MCKL	Edexcel A Levels
5	Cheng Li Yang	MCKL	Edexcel A Levels
6	Cheo Kar Lok	UCTI	Foundation
7	Chin Jon Mun	-Working-
8	Chong Hao Fang	-Waiting for SPM-	-PhD in Blowing Water- *better than me ;P
9	Chow Zhang Min	-National Service-	-Marching, Shooting Bullets, Camping, etc-
10	Eric Khong Mun Kit	-Working-
11	Fam Wai Kit	MCKL	Edexcel A Levels
12	Gan Vin Tsen	Advance Tertiary College	Cambridge A Levels
13	Goh Jun Yi	Taylor's College	Cambridge A Levels
14	Goh Kwan Kheen	Taylor's College	Cambridge A Levels
15	Ho WeiXing	Taylor's College	Cambridge A Levels
16	Ho Wing Yew
17	Ing Shan Kai	-National Service-	-Marching, Shooting Bullets, Camping, etc-
18	Jagatheesan	-National Service-	-Marching, Shooting Bullets, Camping, etc-
19	John Kow Wen Jun	Taylor's College	South Australia Matriculation
20	Joseph Leong Xin Jia	MCKL	Edexcel A Levels
21	Joshua Ong Chao Hong	MCKL	Cambridge A Levels
22	Koon Wai Jie	-Working-
23	Lau Yii Yang	SEGi College	American Degree Transfer Program
24	Lee Kai Chi
25	Lee Tze Jiet
26	Lewis Au Shang Ming	Sunway College	Cambridge A Levels
27	Liew Ern Khai	-Waiting for SPM-
28	Liew Jun Bin
29	Liew Sun Yang	-Waiting for SPM-	-PhD in Dota-
30	Lim Chee Kitt
31	Lim Kar Wee	-	SAT Reasoning Test
32	Lim Kee Meng	Taylor's College	American Degree Transfer Program
33	Loh Joon Yoong	MCKL	Edexcel A Levels
34	Low Kian Yang
35	Mak Aik Lam	-Working-
36	Ong Jun Lin	Sunway College	AUSMAT
37	Samuel Ong Jun Hoong	Temasik Junior College	Cambridge A Levels
38	Steven Boo ChuWen	???	Cambridge A Levels
39	Tan Chung Seong
40	Tang Li Huan
41	Yau Yoon Fatt	KDU	Cambridge A Levels

Football

2010-01-07T16:35:00.004+08:00

Reminder again: Saturday, 3.00 p.m MBS stadium!

So far, there's 18 people (another 2 people haven't confirm), all MBS-ian. Any more people to ajak? >> Make it 22 so can play 11 vs 11.
Do drop a message at the side (cbox) of those people you wanna ajak~ fast though! Today it's Thursday d!!!

Over 22 people d (MAX) ... NO additional. Sorry for any inconvenience cause...

To WX:

What with the sarcastic phrase?

I see there's more than one post. Astounding to say the least.

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The Penultimate Scene

2010-01-06T15:06:00.005+08:00

I see there's more than one post. Astounding to say the least.

Aigoo.

Don't you sometimes look back and think of what might have been, not realizing that what might come is more important? That's human nature.

We're old kids now. Pfft. Too old to be kids. Too young to be adults. Not here, neither there. Nostalgic really, how one year ago we were sitting in a classroom probably listening to some teacher trying to teach. And now we're sitting in our chairs, embracing the life of tertiary education. Some of us, that is.

College huh? Let's make a list of who's going where at the end of July. Then at least finding someone wouldn't be that much of a hassle. Dey, monitor, take charge. Pfft. Then ten-fifteen years down the line, we'll be able to reconnect unless of course you migrate to a different country. Bring your wife(ves), child(ren) and memories. Aww. How touching. Class spirit ftw.

Holla. To those that have started and going to start college, I solemnly wish you good luck and good will for the will to succeed is greater than succeeding itself.

To Alvin, Kwan Kheen and Jun Yi, see you ~~again~~
on Tuesday, 9 a.m. Wey. Eat lunch at Asia Cafe together la if you all damn desperate to see each other. Pfft. But it'll be damn crowded. Korean cafe? Expensive sheez. Mc Donalds la pfft.

To one and all,

Kamsahamnida.

Show Off

2010-01-05T20:56:00.005+08:00

OK people, step a side, lawyer in the making. Don't talk to me, you have the right to remain silent and whatever cock you said can be used against you smart tart.

Slash that intro, just a typical bull.

Alright, I'm in college, woohoo, give it up for me. And it rocked. All time. Better than AAR (to Kai Chi). Currently doing A-levels. Law, Econs and Business. So much nicer than sitting in "one of the science lab" and listening to "one of the teacher" yelling at us to stand straight. No PCM. No class objective of the day. No tangent sine cosine.

Just GOOD LIFE.

Alright, not that good la..

To all you ~~donkeys~~ beloved 5 Kensett classmates out there who have half the mind to read Law, be prepared to have a good bank of vocabulary. But, need not be good in bombastic flamboyant extravagant words, just a good command will do.

Ahem, as a good Law undergraduate/Barrister/Solicitor, advocacy is more significant than the car you drive. You must know how to choose your words well and argue your points like it's some holy verse. You're only successful if you can make everyone believe you, win the judge over to your side and make your opponent look like an old fart. IN THE UTMOST POLITE MANNER.

Not shouting and yelping "SOHAI! SOHAI!" from the back of a room.

As for college chicks, don't date the blondes. As in those who dye their hair like an Angmo and tries to speak like Paris Hilton who's suffering from constipation. No no. Tonnes of these girls will lurk around in college and be smart - act gay ~~like Kai Chi~~.

Serious, once you're hooked up with this kind of girls, you're screwed. Or is it the other way?

Alright. Lawyer in the making signing off.

p.s. Something I've learnt in class today, first try a direct translation of the statement, then try guessing what it means. Usually found in contracts. The answer is really terrible, not even half of what I expected it was.

Consideration must be sufficient but need not be adequate.

The Ball is Rolling....

2010-01-05T20:24:00.010+08:00

Ai seh, the ex-class monitor pun tak post who would then~ ;)

Er hemm, it's your class monitor speaking...please do pay attention. If you don't wish to do so, please click Here. *If you dare >;)
LOL

The serious bit now, Jan Intake has started/will be starting soon, so everyone/most will be busy furthering their studies, let it be CAL, SAT (not pass tense of sit -__- LEK, internal joke*), SAM, etc... so we won't be meeting each other very often in the near future, unless same college la~ ~~which is a nice thing when you got Alvin, Weixing, Kwan Kheen,etc as your schoolmate, haha! x)~~
So this week football is a great, er- 'activity' to meet up and chat~ =D
Those who are able to attend do please come for a time of ''b*llsh*t-ing'' & most important the game we love so much, Football!

Man-U, Man-U, Man-U, Man-Utd!
Argh- Sie- Nal!
Cheese-sea!
Liver- Drool!

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Now I'm out of idea what to post...er... er... the feeling when you go up stage staring blankly at the audience while they stare back at you in the same manner, expecting you to say something. In the end, you leave the stage with full of shame and embarrassment, will some audience clap sarcastically.....

Brainstorming... Hold on*
At the mean time, enjoy this video.

Fany :My name is Tiffany from Girl's Generation and my favourite colour is Pink and I like music.
Yuri : Made in USA!

ROFL! Fire* LOL!
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And thanks to LSY, I got something to say! If Liver-Drool win this season Premier League, I_____ my ________! The usual phrase* fill in the blank please, will ya~? ; )

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College starting in exactly one week, cant spend too much time blogging~ =X
Going to Taylor Subang, taking A-Levels (Phy, Chem, Math & Econ) Spend 4hrs deciding- BIO? ECON? FURTHER MATH? Somehow I decided on ECON.. BIO- nah~ F.MATH- figures @.@ *12345
See all those people in Taylors!~

Wai seh, spent half an hour on this post..
Ciao!
This is your monitor signing off! =D

Announcement

2010-01-05T17:30:00.003+08:00

FOOTBALL

Date: 9th January 2010, Saturday

Time: 3pm - 5pm

Venue: MBSSKL

Event: Football match

Attendance: Form 5 footballers

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Also, apparently no one understands English. All so shy lol.

Add posts lah dey!
E.g. Tell us about your new college experience for those already in college, college application tips and tricks lol, new surroundings, gadget-y stuff, cool apps, interesting articles, holidays, outings, your rants teehee,[insert anything you like here] and other random stuff. Et cetera et cetera. Basically just about anything!! Okay?! Please do yeah, ok, thanks, bye.

In other news, Liverpool is still outside the top four. That means that - at this stage of the season - securing a place in the Champions League next season is close to the probability of anyone of us striking a lottery within the next few weeks. Which simply put, is at a very, very low, low, low chance of that happening. Not impossible but highly improbably.

Teehee, no offence!! Only stating the obvious~ *whistles*

:D